MAMMY'S SKIT

If I wasn't Amanda, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Amanda, Shelby I would be

While sewing a shirt on the seam

I stuck my finger, and it made me SCREAM

If I wasn't Allison, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Allison, Margie I would be

I like to shop, I love to buy

But I can't find my purse, I think I might cry

If I wasn't Avery, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Avery, Mammy I would be

Crack the eggs, stir the dough

All I make are ice cream rolls

If I wasn't Steven, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Steven, Wes I would be

Scaring the kids, looks like a carney

But it's just Wes dressed as Barney

If I wasn't Mo, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Mo, Eddie I would be

Break out the glasses, sorry for the glare,

It's not my fault, I've lost my hair.

If I wasn't Bill, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Bill, Sonny I would be

I spend my life fishing away

trying to catch that lunker

that won't come my way

PAPPY'S SKIT

If I wasn't Amanda, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Amanda, Margie I would be

Bidding at auctions is fun to do

but be sure there's some one there bidding against you

If I wasn't Allison, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Allison, Eddie I would be

The walls are shaking and the trees are uprooted

No, it's not a hurricane, I just tooted

If I wasn't Avery, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Avery, Grace I would be

Spilling my drinks all over the place

I guess it's fitting my name is Grace

If I wasn't Steven, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Steven, Wes I would be

Cracking my head, breaking my bones

I wish those cattle would leave me alone

If I wasn't Mo, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Mo, Pappy I would be

I've lost my mind, it's been said

Grace where are my glasses?

Johnny, they're on your head

If I wasn't Bill, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Bill, Sonny I would be

I love my guns, they're fun more me

I like playing with them more than Shelby

If I wasn't Amanda, I know who I would be

If I wasn't Amanda, Trey I would be

When I eat beans the glasses linger

Go ahead, just pull my finger.

FAMILY TREE

Mammy & Pappy (Grace)